Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Todays Fashion Dont's........

Hello to all my Glamorous Divas the Spring is here and Summer is fast approaching please be mindful that the paparazzi are out there and they just cant wait to take a picture of you at your best and worst. So here are a few tips to make sure you are camera ready at all times.

FASHION 101:

1. If you have rolls in your back and you look like a linebacker PLEASE no tube tops or halter tops.

2. If you have not gotten a pedicure yet and your polish is chipping PLEASE NO OPEN TOE SHOES-THANK YOU

3. LADIES we have to stop with the over kill of blush on those cheeks-No more looking like clowns OK.

4. PLEASE STOP WITH THE BLACK PENCIL AROUND THOSE LIPS you have so many colors to choose from.

5. Just because they make it in your size does not mean it is MEANT for you to wear it!!! KNOW WHAT LOOKS GOOD FOR YOUR BODY TYPE

6. Most of us have stomach rolls and I know everyone wants to wear a FABULOUS sexy dress, But you must wear a garment to hold you in -DONT BE TACKY!!!

7. I understand that some do not know how to apply makeup so always go simple if you are having issues when applying your makeup. DONT WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE CLOWNS!!! You can not take one shade of eye shadow and apply it under you brow bone all the way down to your lid (ARE YOU SERIOUS) SMDH

8. If your nail polish is chipping PLEASE do me a favor and take that crap off.

9. Ok, I know the weather is confusing most of us, but please no UGGS with shorts that just do not make any sense.

10. Ladies always invest in your under garments PLEASE NO SAGGING BOOBS (illl) make sure your girls are saying high to the sky.

OK THESE ARE A FEW TIPS SO THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU ALL(I KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE CAMERA READY)!!!!!